A few theological gems from my children.
Harry: 'All the king's horses and all the king's men can't put Humpty Dumpty back together again- but Jesus and God can!'
Harry again: 'God and Jesus were just talking and they said I don't have to brush my teeth.' Hmm.
The Easter story: Harry: 'Jesus dived on the cross.'
Alice: 'Jesus was very cross.'
Me: 'Why did God make people?'
Harry: 'Because he likes to play that!'
I LOVE this last one- I think Harry has seen something that only a child could see!
Anyone else got any?
Alex age 6 in a church in Paris - 'why did they chop Jesus's head off?'
ReplyDeleteMe, 'they didn't, that was Marie Antoinette.'